Now in Private Beta

Hi, I'm Blake, your Blog Architect.

I build the content that ranks, educates your audience, and does the selling before a prospect ever contacts you.

Hire me free for a month →

6–7 hrs

Saved every month on blog writing

3x

More content published than before

100%

Your voice. Every article.

The process

How I work

1

I learn your Brand DNA

Your tone, your expertise, your audience. Every article sounds like it came from you — authoritative, specific, and genuinely useful.

2

I research what ranks

I find the topics your audience is actually searching for — not just what sounds good. Every piece is built to be found.

3

I write every article

Long-form content written in your voice, structured to rank, and ready for your approval. No fluff, no filler.

4

I build your content calendar

A consistent publishing schedule planned around your business goals. No more 'we should really start a blog' conversations.

5

I optimise for search

Headlines, structure, keywords, internal links — every article is built to rank without reading like it was written for a robot.

6

I track and improve

I monitor what's ranking and driving traffic. The strategy gets sharper every month.

What I handle

What I take off your plate

Content strategy
Keyword research
Full article writing
SEO optimisation
Publishing calendar
Performance tracking

“Your blog becomes an asset that works for you around the clock — not a task that's always on the to-do list.”

B

A bit about me

I believe great content is the best sales tool a business can have. A well-written article ranks for years, answers your prospects' questions before they even ask, and builds trust before anyone picks up the phone. I'm here to make sure your expertise is visible — and working hard for your business. Let's build something that lasts.

Hire me free for a month

“I finally stopped feeling guilty about the blog. Blake just handles it — and the quality is genuinely better than what I was producing myself.”

— Beta user, small agency owner

Blake is ready. Are you?

First month free. £99/month locked forever. Waitlist closes 30th April.

Hire me free for a month

I don't work alone

Sophia and Nula are already here too.

Together we cover your full content operation.

S

Sophia

Social Media Specialist

  • Writes posts in your voice (because she actually learns it)
  • Engages with your audience so they don't feel ignored
  • Keeps your profiles consistent without you thinking about it
See how Sophia works
N

Nula

Newsletter Specialist

  • Writes every newsletter in your voice
  • Plans your calendar so you're never scrambling for something to say
  • Keeps your audience warm between sales without you thinking about it
See how Nula works

Already working for real businesses

We're in early beta.

So we don't have years of case studies. What we do have: actual humans using Sophia right now.

I've posted more in the last 3 weeks than I did in the previous 6 months. And I didn't write any of it. I just spoke to Sophia like I would an employee.

Beta user, marketing consultant

She got my voice right by the second draft. I was skeptical, but it genuinely sounds like me. And the visuals are bang-on.

Beta user, freelance designer

I finally stopped feeling guilty about Instagram. That alone is worth it.

Beta user, small agency owner

Limited Availability

We're Selecting 75 Founding Partners

This isn't a standard subscription. It's a founding partnership. We're building Squidgy with a small group of businesses who get early access, locked-in pricing, and a direct line to the team. In return, we want your feedback, your honest opinion, and your results.

First month completely free

Try the full team, no charge.

50% Lifetime Discount

£99/month instead of £199/month. Half the standard price, guaranteed for life.

All Three AI Mates from Day One

Sophia, Nula, and Blake, ready to work for you.

Direct Access to the Founders

Shape the product roadmap with your feedback.

This Beta Cohort starts 1st May. Waitlist closes 30th April.

Join the Waitlist

How It Works

1

Join the waitlist

Drop your name and email. You'll get a confirmation instantly with your leaderboard link.

2

Play Escape the Admin

Climb the leaderboard throughout April. Share, refer, and compete. The top 75 when the waitlist closes on 30th April become Founding Partners.

3

Founding 75 confirmed 30th April

Leaderboard locks. Your founding spot is secured and you'll hear from us directly.

4

Beta cohort kicks off 1st May

We'll guide you through your Brand DNA session, set up Sophia, Nula, and Blake around your business. Live within a week.

Simple Pricing. No Surprises.

One plan. One price. Locked forever.

Early Access

Founding Partner

Freefirst month
Then £99/month£199locked forever
  • First month completely free
  • £99/month locked for life
  • Sophia, Nula & Blake from day one
  • Brand DNA setup included
  • Direct access to the founders
  • Shape the product roadmap
Join the Waitlist

75 spots only · Waitlist closes 30th April

Still not sure?

Frequently Asked Questions

Who is Squidgy built for?+

Small and medium business owners who know content matters but don't have the time or budget for a full content team. Agencies managing multiple clients are also a strong fit.

Is this just another ChatGPT wrapper?+

No. The Brand DNA layer is what makes it different — Squidgy learns how you specifically communicate and creates content that sounds like you, not like a prompt. Generic AI output is the problem we're solving, not repackaging it.

What is Escape the Admin?+

After joining the waitlist you'll get access to our leaderboard game. Share posts, and play the game throughout April to climb the rankings. The top 75 on 30th April become Founding Partners.

Do I need a credit card to join?+

No. The first month is completely free. We'll only ask for payment details before June when your free month ends.

What platforms does Sophia cover?+

LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. More platforms coming.

Do I need any technical knowledge?+

None. Squidgy is fully conversation-based — if you can send a message, you can use it. The welcome session in May walks you through everything, and it's simpler than you'd expect.

What happens if I don't make the top 75?+

You'll be first in line when we open the next cohort. We'll be in touch before the public launch.

Can I cancel anytime?+

Yes. No contracts. The £99/month rate is locked for as long as you stay.

What's the difference between the three mates?+

Sophia handles social media, Nula handles your newsletter, and Blake handles your blog. Together they cover your full content output. You can start with one or get all three from day one as a Founding Partner.

75 spots. First month free. Waitlist closes 30th April.

Sick of the social media guilt spiral?

We're not trying to create hype. We're trying to build something that actually works. If you want someone to just handle it — join the waitlist.

This Beta Cohort starts 1st May. Once the Founding 75 are confirmed, this offer is gone.

Join the waitlist