I keep your audience warm, your inbox full of replies, and your newsletter actually going out — every single time.
Hire me free for a month →12 hrs
Saved every month on newsletter writing
3x
More consistent sending than before
100%
Your voice. Every send.
The process
Your tone, your audience, what you care about. Every newsletter sounds like it came from you — because it did.
No more staring at a blank page wondering what to write. I plan your newsletter schedule around your business and your goals.
Full newsletters, written in your voice, ready for your approval. Subject lines, body copy, CTA — all of it.
Consistent sending keeps your audience engaged. When you have something to sell, they're already listening.
Open rates, click rates, what's resonating. I adjust the approach based on what your audience actually responds to.
No more newsletters sitting in drafts for six weeks. I keep the cadence, you keep the relationship.
What I handle
“Your audience hears from you consistently — without you spending a Sunday evening writing.”
A bit about me
I believe a great newsletter is the most underrated asset a business can have. It's the one place you own the relationship — no algorithm, no platform risk, just you and your audience. I'm here to make sure that relationship never goes cold. Let's give your list a reason to stay.
Hire me free for a month“She got my voice right by the second draft. I was skeptical, but it genuinely sounds like me.”
— Beta user, freelance designer
First month free. £99/month locked forever. Waitlist closes 30th April.
Hire me free for a monthI don't work alone
Together we cover your full content operation.
Sophia
Social Media Specialist
Blake
Blog Architect
Already working for real businesses
So we don't have years of case studies. What we do have: actual humans using Sophia right now.
“I've posted more in the last 3 weeks than I did in the previous 6 months. And I didn't write any of it. I just spoke to Sophia like I would an employee.”
— Beta user, marketing consultant
“She got my voice right by the second draft. I was skeptical, but it genuinely sounds like me. And the visuals are bang-on.”
— Beta user, freelance designer
“I finally stopped feeling guilty about Instagram. That alone is worth it.”
— Beta user, small agency owner
Limited Availability
This isn't a standard subscription. It's a founding partnership. We're building Squidgy with a small group of businesses who get early access, locked-in pricing, and a direct line to the team. In return, we want your feedback, your honest opinion, and your results.
First month completely free
Try the full team, no charge.
50% Lifetime Discount
£99/month instead of £199/month. Half the standard price, guaranteed for life.
All Three AI Mates from Day One
Sophia, Nula, and Blake, ready to work for you.
Direct Access to the Founders
Shape the product roadmap with your feedback.
This Beta Cohort starts 1st May. Waitlist closes 30th April.
Join the WaitlistDrop your name and email. You'll get a confirmation instantly with your leaderboard link.
Climb the leaderboard throughout April. Share, refer, and compete. The top 75 when the waitlist closes on 30th April become Founding Partners.
Leaderboard locks. Your founding spot is secured and you'll hear from us directly.
We'll guide you through your Brand DNA session, set up Sophia, Nula, and Blake around your business. Live within a week.
One plan. One price. Locked forever.
Founding Partner
75 spots only · Waitlist closes 30th April
Still not sure?
Small and medium business owners who know content matters but don't have the time or budget for a full content team. Agencies managing multiple clients are also a strong fit.
No. The Brand DNA layer is what makes it different — Squidgy learns how you specifically communicate and creates content that sounds like you, not like a prompt. Generic AI output is the problem we're solving, not repackaging it.
After joining the waitlist you'll get access to our leaderboard game. Share posts, and play the game throughout April to climb the rankings. The top 75 on 30th April become Founding Partners.
No. The first month is completely free. We'll only ask for payment details before June when your free month ends.
LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. More platforms coming.
None. Squidgy is fully conversation-based — if you can send a message, you can use it. The welcome session in May walks you through everything, and it's simpler than you'd expect.
You'll be first in line when we open the next cohort. We'll be in touch before the public launch.
Yes. No contracts. The £99/month rate is locked for as long as you stay.
Sophia handles social media, Nula handles your newsletter, and Blake handles your blog. Together they cover your full content output. You can start with one or get all three from day one as a Founding Partner.
75 spots. First month free. Waitlist closes 30th April.
We're not trying to create hype. We're trying to build something that actually works. If you want someone to just handle it — join the waitlist.
This Beta Cohort starts 1st May. Once the Founding 75 are confirmed, this offer is gone.
Join the waitlist